[Newsbot]

Title: Jailer: Inmate hid 30 items in rectum
Category: Law & Order
Posted By: DerbyX
Date: 2011-02-15 11:23:09

[sandorski]

A receipt? Dude needed Proof of Purchase in case of being checked at the door??

[PublicAnimalNo9]

Now that's a real champ

[andyt]

Do we need stories like this around lunch time? That's just like the first time I read about santorum just as I was stuffing a sandwich in my mouth.

[Brenda]

A flint?? That's like a pebble, right??

[DrCaleb]

Some people are bigger assholes than others.

[DrCaleb]

Brenda Brenda:

A flint?? That's like a pebble, right??

Depends. Usually the size of a small pocket knife. Magnesium metal with the flint on another side.

[Brenda]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

Brenda Brenda:

A flint?? That's like a pebble, right??

Depends. Usually the size of a small pocket knife. Magnesium metal with the flint on another side.

And what exactly is the use?

[andyt]

Trog start fire.

But a fire starter is magnesium with a steel strip on the other side. The steel gives sparks that ignites the magnesium. A flint is a rock that can also give sparks. Lighters have flints, so they can be quite small.

[DrCaleb]

andyt andyt:

Trog start fire.

But a fire starter is magnesium with a steel strip on the other side. The steel gives sparks that ignites the magnesium. A flint is a rock that can also give sparks. Lighters have flints, so they can be quite small.

Both lighters and fire steels use 'Ferrocerium' as the spark medium. It drives me nuts on Survivor, when they sit there for an hour whacking the 'flint' side, but their tiny experience doesn't call them to question why the 'flint' is attached to such a large chunk of very flammable metal.

[raydan]

So many bad jokes...



...must
not
give
in

[fifeboy]

I ,for one, am skipping dinner tonight.

[ShepherdsDog]

he's a regular canteen.

[xerxes]

On the bright side, when he gets out of jail he can make a lot of money in porn with this particular skill.

[GreenTiger]

andyt andyt:

Do we need stories like this around lunch time? That's just like the first time I read about santorum just as I was stuffing a sandwich in my mouth.

Or worse Breakfast.