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The ice cream vendors are launching a new flavour in Canada, featuring vanilla ice cream, fudge-covered waffle-cone pieces, and fudge swirl.
Don't ya think it should have had some maple in it, somewhere!?
Then it could have been "Maple Eh!" or "Maple Leaf Rag"
With the waffle-cone pieces, how about "Canadian Rapid Busted Canoe" or "Beaver Dam Crunch".
How about "Crunch-eh Canoe"!