[Newsbot]

Title: Suspensions fail to stop lethal driver
Category: Law & Order
Posted By: kitty
Date: 2008-09-09 05:33:20
Canadian

[stemmer]

Why isn't she in jail?

[uwish]

ban cars!

[martin14]

throw this dumb bitch in a deep dark hole. forever.
This one doesnt deserve any freedom at all any more.

[uwish]

ban cars!

its the only way. Isn't that what lefty's do when they don't want to address the issues?

BAN CARS! and lets create another car / driver registration this time ensuring;

-only one class of car per driver
-vehicle must not have more than 5 Gal of gas
-all black vehicles are banned and will be confiscated with no compensation
-drivers will have to undergo mandatory mental testing to ensure they are not a threat to public safety
-when not in use, all vehicles must be stored in a locked garage and the ignition disabled, keys must NOT be readily available.

We here at the leftist marry band of idiots party feel these measures will continue to ensure public road safety and will stop people from obtaining vehicles illegally.

PS this will cost about 2 BILLION dollars annually to administer.

[robmik43]

Geez, surely there's some Criminal Code element
of fraud they could use, to stick this jerk behind
bars for a longer stay ?

[Lavics]

Incredible.

[Xort]

uwish uwish:

*snip*

You forgot we need to ban the military style automatic transmission vehicles.

[uwish]

shit! HOW COULD I FORGOT ABOUT HIGH TORQUE SLIP DIFFERENTIAL TRANSMISSIONS!

FOR GODS SAKE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!


thanks Xort, those will need to be placed on the banned list as well, we may allow some grandfathering for current owners. That is until their registration and or license expires, then we will arbitrarily remove those exemptions and slowly 'shrink' the problem. Then if their license expires EVEN IF THEY HAVE APPLIED FOR A RENEWAL we can charge them with possession of a prohibited vehicle.

it's brilliant!

[ridenrain]

The poor darling is a victim of the auto industry and an innocent addict to big oil products. Maybe some sort of track or closed course with government supplied cars where these poor people can legally get their fix of driving would help.

I blame society.

[uwish]

I agree, so you are suggestion some form of "safe driving" site where they could be monitored and allowed to carry out their ILLEGAL addictions but in a safe, closely monitored and caring environment?

I think you should be the premier of BC!

[martin14]

uwish uwish:

I agree, so you are suggestion some form of "safe driving" site where they could be monitored and allowed to carry out their ILLEGAL addictions but in a safe, closely monitored and caring environment?

I think you should be the premier of BC!

and without risk of prosecution, of course.. we cant prosecute them.

that would be bad.