They didn't die TRYING to shoot each other. They shot each other. Mission accomplished!
Thanos
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:30 pm
And society comes out the clear winner with this one. Thinning out the herd? Not necessarily a bad thing.
BRAH
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:31 pm
Hmmm
Public_Domain
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:35 pm
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ccga3359
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:48 pm
Brenda Brenda:
They didn't die TRYING to shoot each other. They shot each other. Mission accomplished!
Not necessarily, I don't recall the article saying that the fatal shots come from each others guns. They may indeed tried to shoot each other dead but accidentally shot themselves instead. One may have shot himself three times and the real incompetent one may have shot himself seven times! Might I suggest that CBC headlines should always be deemed correct.
Thanos
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:57 pm
All we can agree on is that the world is made a much richer place by their passing.
xerxes
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 1:05 pm
Yup. Some real Darwin Award nominees here.
Hyack
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 1:12 pm
A definite win-win situation, it's too bad this kind of one on one activity isn't more prevalent within the criminal society, it would definitely have a positive effect when it comes to collateral damage.
Thanos
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 1:15 pm
Probably shooting at each other with the guns held sideways, totally missing the point as to why the fucking sights are on top of the weapon. Yo yo yo homie yo!
It'll definitely be a Daily Double win if it turns out neither of the skidmarks had the chance to breed before they shuffled off this now much-happier mortal coil.
BartSimpson
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 1:20 pm
Public_Domain Public_Domain:
The last Canadian duel saw no casualties... Both men had blanks in their guns.
A Canadian duel is two guys squaring off against each other and saying, "Oh, excuse me!" until one of them passes out from exhaustion.
wildrosegirl
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:28 pm
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Public_Domain Public_Domain:
The last Canadian duel saw no casualties... Both men had blanks in their guns.
A Canadian duel is two guys squaring off against each other and saying, "Oh, excuse me!" until one of them passes out from exhaustion.