Well at least it would make those lying basterds with a political agenda go away.
No, I don't think it would. You could replace Bart's punch in the face with a bullet to the head and it still wouldn't make them go away.
You can put a bullet in my head But you can't kill a word I said.
--Suicidal Tendencies
andyt
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the truth will out.
PluggyRug
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But you can kill a word I would have said.
BartSimpson
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Zipperfish Zipperfish:
That's it, Bart. If the scientists tell you something you don't want to hear, then just hit them. That'll make it all go away.
I'm in a mood. Had a run-in with an asshole yesterday who put his hands on me and then Mrs. Bart had to stop me from killing the SOB. We were out of town and this jackass thought he could get away with something and this morning he's in critical condition. My fucking shoulder hurts from this jerk twisting my arm around and my patience for just about anything right now is nil.
Of course, it's my left shoulder where I had a rotator cuff injury in 2003 and the muscle tears and etc. are kicking up again.
In any case, I'm getting tired of people fucking with the numbers and then insisting that their predictions of doom and gloom are accurate. Speaking of, January 27, 2016 is fast approaching! That's the day that the Goricle foretold would be the end of the world! The oceans will die, the skies will turn black, it'll be hot (or cold), there will be simultaneous floods and droughts and in the same places!
I'm just sick of bullshit and I am sick to death of people who think they can bully or intimidate everyone else into going along with their BS.
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BartSimpson BartSimpson:
I'm in a mood. Had a run-in with an asshole yesterday who put his hands on me and then Mrs. Bart had to stop me from killing the SOB. We were out of town and this jackass thought he could get away with something and this morning he's in critical condition. My fucking shoulder hurts from this jerk twisting my arm around and my patience for just about anything right now is nil.
Of course, it's my left shoulder where I had a rotator cuff injury in 2003 and the muscle tears and etc. are kicking up again.
Well, you got my sympathy there. I'm dealing with a rotator cuff issue right now. Sucks.
$1:
I'm just sick of bullshit and I am sick to death of people who think they can bully or intimidate everyone else into going along with their BS.
Just let's be clear--when you bring violence into the conversation, it's you being the bully. I work with research and practical meteorologists. They are not some intangible shadows conspiring their socialist utopia in secret.
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PluggyRug PluggyRug:
But you can kill a word I would have said.
Still doesn't work. Plus if you killed everybody smarter than you, that would hardly leave anybody left.
PluggyRug
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Zipperfish Zipperfish:
PluggyRug PluggyRug:
But you can kill a word I would have said.
Still doesn't work. Plus if you killed everybody smarter than you, that would hardly leave anybody left.
That makes 3 with the rotator cuff problem.
BartSimpson
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 10:01 am
Zipperfish Zipperfish:
Just let's be clear--when you bring violence into the conversation, it's you being the bully. I work with research and practical meteorologists. They are not some intangible shadows conspiring their socialist utopia in secret.
I'm in a mood. Had a run-in with an asshole yesterday who put his hands on me and then Mrs. Bart had to stop me from killing the SOB. We were out of town and this jackass thought he could get away with something and this morning he's in critical condition. My fucking shoulder hurts from this jerk twisting my arm around and my patience for just about anything right now is nil.
Didja post it on YouTube.
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BartSimpson BartSimpson:
For me the "science" is rendered into BULLSHIT the very moment I find that the bastards have 'adjusted' the past temperature record down in order to show a spike in current temps.
Adjusting the current temperature record up, so that new and old records would agree, would show a worse spike. The statistical trends however, hold with the unadjusted temperatures.
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Ok I just skimmed the article and the first page here. One thing I'm not seeing anyone complain/talk about is ....
WTF is a tree hugger type chopping at a tree with an axe and another one is cutting a second tree with a knife? Doing so exposes the tree's interior to the air and elements thus causing it harm and to die even that much quicker.
andyt
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Christ, no wonder we get all this anti-scientific drivel here.
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stratos
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No offense and none taken but look at that tree. IT's not dead. White wood showing where he , I assume it was him, already chopped. That tree is not dead. It may be dying but not dead.
BartSimpson
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 1:15 pm
stratos stratos:
No offense and none taken but look at that tree. IT's not dead. White wood showing where he , I assume it was him, already chopped. That tree is not dead. It may be dying but not dead.
It's dead because he says it is dead. Don't you know that when a card-carrying liberal speaks your job is to shut up and listen?
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 2:04 pm
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
In any case, I'm getting tired of people fucking with the numbers and then insisting that their predictions of doom and gloom are accurate. Speaking of, January 27, 2016 is fast approaching! That's the day that the Goricle foretold would be the end of the world! The oceans will die, the skies will turn black, it'll be hot (or cold), there will be simultaneous floods and droughts and in the same places!
Well yeah, but you missed the memo. We've been saved.
And if that's not evidence enough here's Big Al's science expert James Hansen setting things up in 2009.
$1:
Barack Obama has only four years to save the world. That is the stark assessment of Nasa scientist and leading climate expert Jim Hansen who last week warned only urgent action by the new president could halt the devastating climate change that now threatens Earth. Crucially, that action will have to be taken within Obama's first administration, he added.
And that was five years ago. Jimmy Hansen couldn't possibly be wrong, because as the Guardian tells us later in the article he once won an award from the World Wildlife foundation. They don't mention it (out of modesty I guess), but Jim also once got another award and I think a million bucks from John Kerry's wife through her Heinz Ketchup foundation.
I mean, c'mon the WWF and Heinz Ketchup. What more could you want?
So 4 years ago Jim told us the world would end if Obama didn't use his magic peace prize powers to stop the global warming. According to the satellites there's been no warming for coming on 20 years, the sea level rise stopped, and this year the Antarctic is above normal and the Arctic ice is almost back to normal.
That's it. We've been saved.
Jim was right, or course, cause he's a scientist ya know. Barry saved us. Don't deny the science you deniers.