[DrCaleb]

raydan raydan:

I've been stopped once in my life... but was not asked to give a breath sample.
I told the truth that I'd had a couple of beers but it seems that I passed the visual test.

I always got tested. But then, when asked how many I had, I'd say "I don't know, let me see how many are left in the case. . . "

[PublicAnimalNo9]

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

raydan raydan:

I've been stopped once in my life... but was not asked to give a breath sample.
I told the truth that I'd had a couple of beers but it seems that I passed the visual test.

I always got tested. But then, when asked how many I had, I'd say "I don't know, let me see how many are left in the case. . . "

And next thing you knew, you were calling your wife from the tank cuz the occifer didn't have a sense of humour

[DrCaleb]

PublicAnimalNo9 PublicAnimalNo9:

DrCaleb DrCaleb:

raydan raydan:

I've been stopped once in my life... but was not asked to give a breath sample.
I told the truth that I'd had a couple of beers but it seems that I passed the visual test.

I always got tested. But then, when asked how many I had, I'd say "I don't know, let me see how many are left in the case. . . "

And next thing you knew, you were calling your wife from the tank cuz the occifer didn't have a sense of humour

In the little town I grew up in, I knew most of the cops. One was my best friend's older brother. We'd have some fun on Fridays. He'd see me with a date in my car, and pull me over for fun.

The conversation would go something like the above, but after the 'how many are left in the case' he'd ask "Where are you coming from?"

I'd say "Dropping off your sister." (My date would usually try to merge with the seatback at that point). Usually made for more comfortable second dates too.

They have senses of humour. But not when it comes to actually drinking and driving.